Posts tagged health
the awkward moment when the only reason you decide to eat breakfast
is so that you can take ALL the vitamins because someone in the house has become a breeding ground for snot and germs after partying way too hardy every night of this strange damn week. usually in this house. grilled cheezus, beer me strength. and immune system efficiency.
in which decisions of varying quality are made.
- me: (reading instructions for nasal rinse because it's been a while)
- packet: leave at least an hour after rinsing before going to bed to avoid excess drainage
- me: oh, bummer. i guess that means i'll have to start re-watching Season 2 of Game of Thrones tonight, doesn't it?
- packet: *silence*
- me: i'm so glad we agree on this.
to my body:
please, please, please please please do not catch whatever this nasty is that’s going around. i know i’ve been awful to you. but just please, not this time.
Whale Day
doesn’t feel good. it’s still better than living in denial, but i have a lot of work to do before i’m happy in this skin again.
eating an all-veggie dinner loses the smug glow of gastronomical piety after many spoonfuls of nutella and peanut butter have played pre-supper snack.
it pretty much just feels like punishment. yay gluttony!
full house. sore heart.
i know the nights really are getting colder by the frost on the grass come mornings. it’s not just me. blaming my jaw tension on Mother Nature sometimes makes it easier to do away with, but i always apologize, because fair is fair.
if this tasted like pasta, i would enjoy eating it.
sedentary slippery-slope, it’s been fun (not really), but your expiration date has long since passed and you’re starting to smell.
i want my muscles and my indomitability back. the door is any-way-but-this-way. super burrito con mole, i hope you’re ready to play “fuel,” because from this day henceforth, i wait for no bitch and no indulgence.
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